Captain Underpants

Captain Underpants is some dumb fucking superhero whos also a principal of a middle school. He has a 12

foot long penis, and is also trans. He is currently in a relationship with some guy from Snapchat, who coincidentally, is also a fucking dumb idiot. He currently has Ebola, from trying to steal from a closed ice cream truck

"I have pedophilic tendencies"

- Captain Underpants